What Men Think About Sex

The race is on...

My first novel, about two men competing for the same woman in an unusual way.

What Men Think About Sex

The race is on...

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Writing fiction is great in that you have complete freedom to invent the characters and the plot, but also terrible in that you have to invent the characters and the plot. Thinking back, though, one of the characters in this book was a man who always knows a piece of trivia about whichever subject's under discussion. The signs were there even then ...

 

‘Mark Mason is one of those writers whose natural voice is that of “everybloke” - the Nick Hornby of Fever Pitch or the John O’Farrell of The Best A Man Can Get.’ Heat

‘Full of wit and male competitiveness’ OK

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The Catch

The Catch

One man, one woman, one problem ...

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The C Words

The C Words

Commitment, coupledom, children...

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The Bluffer's Guide to Football

The Bluffer's Guide to Football

Packed with football trivia

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The Bluffer's Guide to Bond

The Bluffer's Guide to Bond

Packed with Bond trivia

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The Importance of Being Trivial

The Importance of Being Trivial

The book that gave this site its name

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Walk The Lines

Walk The Lines

The London Underground Overground

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Move Along Please

Move Along Please

Land's End to John O'Groats by local bus

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Mail Obsession

Mail Obsession

A Journey Round Britain By Postcode

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Question Time

Question Time

A Journey Round Britain's Quizzes

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Greyhound

A greyhound can accelerate from 0 to 45 mph in 1 second. This makes it the second-fastest accelerating animal on the planet, after the cheetah. A really striking way of learning about bio-mechanics - the greyhound can accelerate that quickly because it's so light, yet has such powerful legs. When the BBC's Top Gear raced one against a Mazda MX5 the greyhound accelerated more quickly - the Mazda has so much more weight to shift.