The Catch

One man, one woman, one problem ...

A novel about a man who has to earn points before his girlfriend will agree to marry him.

The Catch
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Kirsty awards Sam points for good behaviour and takes them away for bad behaviour. The research proved an eye-opener. I asked my female friends for examples of ways that men annoyed them. Someone replied: ‘You only do one thing that annoys us - you breathe.'


‘Brillantly funny ... romantic and heartwarming ... a must-read.' Cosmopolitan

‘A funny and insightful read.' Heat

‘A hilarious insight into the battle of the sexes.' Company


London Bus

A London double decker bus can lean further from the vertical without falling over than a human can. What a great way of learning about centres of gravity. The reason a Routemaster can lean so far is that there's a great long strip of pig-iron welded to its base, keeping you top-deckers safe as you go round corners. If you want reassuring photographic evidence, click here