Utterly Lost in Translation
Even more misadventures in English abroad
The third in the Lost in Translation series. When do I get the Nobel prize for services to linguistics?

And still they come ... Favourites this time? The electrical wire cutters from China: ‘Before use, please read this instruction for god's sake'. The menu item in Italy: ‘Overcooked to the Chianti'. The pool sign in Greece: ‘Each swimmer before coming to the space of swimming pool owes to go to the bathroom for urination and then to have a bath of cleaness.' Important lessons for life, I trust you'll agree.
‘The world's worst English language blunders revealed ... some of the very best language howlers.' The Mirror